The 'Guess that Card' topic inspired me to write some yugioh poems.
Now, I'm no poet, but hopefully they'll be entertaining to some.
#1 - Parasite Paracide
Parasite Paracide,
I find you oh so vile,
From how you squirm across the floor,
To how you tear open a smile.

Your body is a mucus green,
Your tentacles are red,
I'd rather have you plague my deck,
Than crawl inside my head.

You've ruined many lives, you pest,
You're a hundred percent evil,
Nobody gets along with you,
Except for that dork, Weevil.

#2 - Barrel Behind the Door
I lurk for you deep within the tomb,
I rest within the shady room,
To guard the ruler of the empire,
Just open the door, I'm ready to fire.
You think you're clever sneaking in,
But the fun is only about to begin,
For when you open that great door,
BANG! ...Your body falls to the floor.

#3 - Dark Magician Girl
Oh magic girl, oh magic girl,
I love your poignant laugh
Oh magic girl, oh magic girl,
I love your magic staff.

Why magic girl, why magic girl,
Do you chose dark, not light?
Why magic girl, why magic girl
Do you choose the magic of the night?

Hey magic girl, hey magic girl,
You love a man so dull,
Hey magic girl, hey magic girl,
He's faker than Criss Angel.

So magic girl, so magic girl,
Will you now change your tide?
So magic girl, so magic girl,
I'll pick you up at nine.

OMG! these are great! keep up the great work! i wanna read more.

LOL thats cool man great job!

Hah glad I got a good reaction, I'll try to post more. Perhaps three at a time, because I don't want the first post to get too... lengthy. Perhaps an admin has some advice on this?

You can keep the topic, and we'll be a bit lenient on double posting. That doesn't mean however that spam will be ignored

#4 - Flamvell Archer
Do fire arrows fly as true,
Within the hells from which you grew?
You kill your friends, just like a fool,
In truth, I find your methods cruel.

Perhaps it's 'cause you're filled with hate,
Maybe you just stayed up too late,
It could be someone killed your mate,
Or was it something that you ate?

But in the end, with cause behind
I think you're still out of your mind,
You shot my friend and made him blind.
Wait... it wasn't you? Oh, nevermind.
You're a pretty cool guy.

#5 - Brain Golem
Brain Golem, you seem so wise,
You must see well with all those eyes.
And surely you must watch to see,
To always learn, and always be.
By observation, now you know,
The way of life, its ebb and flow.
So go now, and destroy the light,
Go seek, destroy, return to night.
For night, eternal, is where you're best,
You must return to get your rest.
And while you rest and get your sleep,
Stay watchfull; Five eyes open, you'll keep.

#6 - Caius the Shadow Monarch
Run away, the Monarch's here!
Sound the grand alarm!
He'll take your soul, he doesn't care,
He'll shamelessly cause harm!

He comes from shadows to destroy,
He comes from what's unknown,
A soulless beast from who knows where,
Will crush you and your home.

From him, there's no way to defend,
Once he has arrived.
So sit and pray, while you still can,
For all the broken lives.

hey do some more peoms, they are great

I just love the poems. The rhyming is very nice. Keep posting more please. My favorite was The Caius One.

#7 Batteryman Charger
Charge it up! Charge it up!
Get this party going!
Pump some thunder in our souls
And keep the wattage flowing!
Like a magnet, you attract
Your brothers, and you make them act
Together, and not only that;
You're boosted while they're up to bat.
You make your brothers super strong
With energy that they all spawn,
Those batteries keep going on
From A to D, from night to dawn.

#8 Bone Mouse
Kitten-shred
Now dead
Over-Bled
Turned red
Should've fled
Stayed instead
Now with death,
Forever wed.


Only two this time. Busy with school; hopefully I can post a third soon.

omg those were great XD